How To Start A Family, Emotionally:

i hope our baby has your eyes,
and your respect for the elderly.
you have the best
respect for the elderly.

i hope our baby can predict the weather,
perfectly, like a superhero. think about it.

i hope our baby likes all the movies
we both like. otherwise,
it could be a god damned
boring baby. you know?

you said you hope our baby
has your food issues
and my eyes.

i said,
i hope our baby has my sense of humor
and your appreciation of my sense of humor.

you have the best
eyes.