tonight i slipped on back porch ice
and went parallel and then
parallel harder.

jesus christ.
some days my life feels like
a looney tunes cartoon except
harder.

harder, i mean,
generally. like,
with the exception of
the bugs bunny version of
Diary by Anne Frank
etc.

harder. funnier.
and i mean,
a lot edgier.
i think i might be too edgy for most people,
is the problem. things just get a little
too real
with me. and my personal cartoon.

anyway,
i'll never walk again.