devil's advocacy.

WAR.
what is it good for!!
absolutely nothing?

obviously you haven't seen
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
or THE DIRTY DOZEN
or played battleship
and sunk the other guy's battleship
or played risk
and risked stuff.
obviously you've never civil war re enacted
or played MEDAL OF HONOR PS2
or been a hero, in any parades.

obviously you've never seen the professionals
put out wars
with other wars. obviously you've never watched the wars
that spray out of really noble looking
fire hoses.

obviously you've never done those things,
especially the fun ones,
or you wouldn't have such a stupid
opinion, stupid.

i'd also recommend withholding your thoughts
on slavery
until you've played THE SIMS:
plantation edition.
that one looks really cool.