hey, have you ever heard of the movie SCHINDLER'S LIST?
SCHINDLER'S LIST is definitely one of your new boyfriend's TOP MOVIES.

if your new boyfriend had to make, say, a list of movies he likes,
SCHINDLER'S LIST would absolutely be on it.
it's not just a "favorite";
it's a really, really great film. seriously,
it's important and has won awards.

it's important to remember that serious things happen in the world,
like SCHINDLER'S LIST.
i mean, you can't just watch CADDYSHACK all the time.

SCHINDLER'S LIST really does put things in perspective,
and on top of that, it's such a great movie.

so you lied to your new boyfriend about me,
and you're lying to me about him, still.
so what. BIG DEAL next to SCHINDLER'S LIST, you know?

you should definitely sit down and watch your new boyfriend's favorite movie SCHINDLER'S LIST with your new boyfriend that you have,
A-S-A-P.