the better angels of our nature!!

then my brother's girlfriend said
she'd actually BEEN to the house
that protected anne frank
from the nazis.

oh my god, i said, excited,
"you guys could come by later
and i could show you my upstairs
and you could tell me how it compares to
anne frank's attic!!"

"you're a jerk," my brother said.
:(
his girlfriend's only half
jewish and it's only a quarter
"offensive," but i left then,
'jected.