My 987492991455th Failed "Cover" of Roy Orbison's "Pretty Woman":

when you haven't gotten loved
in a while
and you can't at that moment remember
how to get
that
pretty girls start to look
how lakes of gin might look
to an alcoholic
with his mouth
sewn shut
how hundred dollar bills
walking down the street might look
to a homeless you when additionally
you're fingerless, arm
less. unarmed.

anyway. you look like
a three story bottle of whiskey
wrapped in
billion dollar bills

does the bright yellow shirt
mean you're looking to get
pollen ated? ha ha ha?
i don't know
what the hell
either.