the emotional maturity of a 3rd world dictator!!!
LATELY THE AIR IS TOO CROWDED.
when girls wear scarves somewhere
property values go up. there.
as far as i'm concerned.
it's been too god damned
hot. "muggy." right?
IF I WAS GOD AROUND HERE
to begin with, the weather. scarvesier.
but also probably, something about aids.
wearing scarves would cure aids.
all pretty girls would have aids, and then scarves.
probably it's a good thing i'm not "god."
probably. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SORT OF LOVE POEM
TO AN AESTHETIC EXPERIENCE
BUT THEN EVERYONE GOT AIDS.
story of my life?
lately i'm wondering how many of my personal interests,
attractions, enjoyments, idiosyncrasies, unavoidable compulsions, etc.
etc.
qualify as "mental health issues."
A tipster led police to Culligan in January.
During questioning, police records say Culligan asked the officers,
"What's the big deal?
Everyone has hurt cats or squirrels."
what's the big deal? listen. some of us may just be jokers
losers
Doomed,
but they'd never hurt a Squirrel. MAYBE I'M NOT SO BAD.
i kill spiders though.
and i'm not a vegetarian.
sooner or later,
they'll come for me.