POEMS I WROTE DRUNK IN THE LAST HOUR: 1 of 5:

i always figured it'd be love
when the list of people i'd kill
to get to watch you eat
peanut m and ms
in my car in
winter
rain
included just about
everyone.

love is when a fat girl doesn't seem fat.
love is when a dumb girl doesn't seem dumb.
love is dumb.
hate is after.
i'm well adjusted.

I DO MY BEST
but my heart is full of dumb
lonely dogs
that chew at the carpets
and the walls
if you leave them alone
for too long.

if you came to my house we could
watch videos
on my futon.

Romantic!!!!!!!
it should make me Undesirable
that i don't want to do threesomes
with you and sunsets
that i want to Watch Videos
inside
it should make me Undesirable

but you on my futon
could beat up
every sunset
could beat up
every continent
and any spain
you on anything
could beat up
anything
my futon is
right here and i'm
right here which is why i thought of
my futon and
videos
which i also have.

i hate you already.