singing in the rain:

there's a five foot tall
santa claus
looking at me.

he sings and dances
even after you detach
his head
which is something
i like
about him.

i don't think we should let
beheading videos from iraq
ruin christmas.

there's one beer left
in the fridge.

he sings and dances
after you drink enough
of his friends.

i don't think we should let
christmas ruin
beheading videos from
iraq.
i do think
that. though.
i don't know what i
think.

i'm lazy is my
biggest problem.
and iraq's.
and christmas.

love should be a
cult
for desperate
losers
and everyone should be a
desperate
loser.

i should stop writing
drunk.