STRAIGHT JOURNALISM:
the best part of my week
was when the man walking along
+muttering to himself
stopped
and shook his fists at the ground, sincerely.
later i did an impression of him
but it wasn't
as good.
SPANNING TIME:
i took my dog "for a ride"
and then made him sit in the driveway with me
listening to "redemption song."
i said
sit still
and stay quiet long enough
for me to finish
anthropomorphizing
you. and he did.
dogs really are so much
like little people,
covered in autism
and hair.